Turn any pic into a diss track.
Drop a photo. Pick a style. SpitFire writes the bars, lays them over a custom beat, and serves up a share-ready video — karaoke captions and all. The roast your mates wish they were quick enough to write.
// Features
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Every roast is fresh, written specifically from the photo you drop in. No two are ever the same.
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A real produced beat with the roast laid over the top. Drill, boom-bap, trap — pick the vibe.
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Punch-in highlighter captions synced word-for-word to the track. Built for screens with the sound off.
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9:16 vertical video, ready for TikTok, Reels and Stories. Save the best, post the carnage.
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No swearing, no slurs, no public figures. The bite without the bigotry — comedy you can show your mum.
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First one's free — see if it slaps before you commit. Then SpitFire Pro keeps the bars coming all week.
// How it works
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The more material you give it, the harder the roast. Photos of you, your mate, your dog — whoever's up for it.
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Drill, boom-bap, trap, more. Each style brings its own beat and lyrical attitude.
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A minute or two later you've got a share-ready 9:16 video with the beat, the bars, and the captions all locked in.
// Pricing
// Try it
£0
Your first roast is on us.
// SpitFire Pro · £3.99/week
£3.99 / week
Up to 15 roasts a week. Cancel anytime.
SpitFire is comedy. It generates fictional, over-the-top diss tracks that are clean by design (no swearing, no slurs). It is built for consensual roasting between adults who are in on the joke. Only upload photos you have the right to use, only roast people who have agreed to it, and never anyone who appears to be under 18.